tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648051018849747753.post3288039256342926313..comments2009-10-04T16:28:39.132-07:00Comments on Places The Big People Take Us: Target: We go here A LOTTegan and Matthewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16569315777826611543noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648051018849747753.post-3158761651479950222009-10-04T16:28:39.132-07:002009-10-04T16:28:39.132-07:00Tegan and Matthew:
I wouldn't worry about you...Tegan and Matthew:<br /><br />I wouldn't worry about your insomnia too much; it should resolve itself before too long. Someday very soon, you guys will sleep through the whole night without waking up. You may notice some changes in your Big People after this happens; they may celebrate this sleeping-through-the-night business, even if it's just high-fiving each other. Oh, and Big Person Daddy may be drinking fewer triple espressos.<br /><br />About those espressos....think of that as a "ba-ba" for Big People. Lemme tellya, that stuff is a real lifesaver. <br /><br />I too take my Little Person to Target. She's about ten. Her favorite sections are "toys" and "dvds". Soon, when she discovers that the people called "boys" are kinda-sorta....a little bit more <i>interesting</i> than they were before, I suspect her favorite sections are going to be "juniors," "cosmetics," and "accessories". When that happens, I'll <i>never</i> get outta there without dropping that famous hundred bucks. On the up side though, I probably won't have to hassle her about combing her hair.<br /><br />Anyway. Enjoy those trips to Target. See if you can identify some of that junk on the shelves. Point to it and try to name it. Your Big People will get a kick outta that. They'll get less of a kick outta you putting some of the junk in the cart when they aren't looking, but that's fun, too. It'll keep things interesting for the Long Piece of Paper at the Register part of the trip. "Who put this crap in here?!" "I dunno; I didn't buy it!" Try to look innocent when this happens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648051018849747753.post-30505895624792286422009-10-04T07:10:55.117-07:002009-10-04T07:10:55.117-07:00Thank you! As infants we are very often met with o...Thank you! As infants we are very often met with opposition, doubt, etc. People don't usually take our opinions seriously. It's a big deal to us when a big person cheers us on. You are a big person, right?Tegan and Matthewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569315777826611543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648051018849747753.post-80784740493484687042009-10-04T03:09:09.575-07:002009-10-04T03:09:09.575-07:00I think you guys need to becareful of Big PD and B...I think you guys need to becareful of Big PD and Big PM. There is something very sinster about them!! <br /><br />I cannot wait for your next post!!!Wilbehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664192245570870923noreply@blogger.com